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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 August 1934 (80 years)
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  • Number of visits : 492
  • Number of comments : 148
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About rokolodo : To love is nothing. To be loved is something. But to love and be loved, that's everything!
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Today, I had to explain to mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to werehile meeting boyfriend's parents. She called me an ( annoying prude ) and said that with attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. real FML

#20715817
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46129) - you deserved it (4443)

On 06/09/2013 at 4:49pm - misc - by kalisa anteater (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Taday I told my boyfriend of ten months that I'm not ready 4 marriage. A few hours later he proposed at my grandma's 85th brthday party. She cried when I said no. FML

#20692547
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52674) - you deserved it (10987)

On 05/29/2013 at 1:28am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I was stuck in mah apartment complex's elevator. I was shouting out for helphen a voice came screaming, ( This is the fre department. ) I was relieved until he said, ( Just kidding. ) FML

#20681121
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46150) - you deserved it (2992)

On 05/23/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by Mylifesucks - United States (Kentucky)

Today, at the supermarket, a man collapsd. I gave CPRhile the cashier calld for help. During this, the other patron were complaining that no other register was looool open. Once the ambulance arrivd, I returnd to mah cart to find items removd and 40 dollar taken from mah purse. FML

#20666447
143 comments

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On 05/16/2013 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday, I was feeling down about being the only single person out of a group of eight friends. Out of desperation, I made up "Jonny", a hot fitness instructor whom I recently hooked up with. Now "Jonny" and I have been invited to a friends' night out. FML

#20659041
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18888) - you deserved it (69065)

On 05/12/2013 at 5:09pm - love - by forever alone - United Kingdom

Today... I asked my father if he was proud that I have never done drugs... never drank alcohol... never had sex... never had psychological problems... never been to the hospital for something serious... never been in a fight and maintain good grades. He told me I was a boring daughter. FML

#20657738
179 comments

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On 05/12/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by peallow (woman) - Puerto Rico

TODAY, I TRIED LYING TO MY PARENTS FIR THE FRST TIME . MY MOTHER IS A NEUROSCIENTIST AN MY FATHER IS A PSYCHOLOGIST . SOMEHOW, THEY MANAGED TO MAKE ME ADMIT THAT I WAS LYING BEFORE I'D EVEN FINISHED . FML

#20646351
101 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 8:52pm - misc - by blondie107 - United States (Texas)

Today, mah mom came back from looool a major surgery. She also had a yeast infection. I had to push the applicator in because she couldn't bend down. This cannot be unfelt. FML

#20641584
111 comments

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On 05/04/2013 at 7:26pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah mom asked me what a MILF is . Apparently that's her nickname at work . FML

#20634708
126 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I Awoke To My Husband Talking To Someone On The Phone At 2am. I Heard Him Say, ( Baby You're Making Me Hard. ) Immediately, I Asked Himho He Was Talking To. His Response? ( It's Jake, From State Farm. ) Fat FML

#20562846
169 comments

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On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Yesterday, I went to mah doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting mah shirt up to check mah heretbeat, an ended with mah gran starting a fistfight over his ( perverted ways. ) FML

#17592588
151 comments

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On 08/27/2011 at 3:45am - health - by sad child - United States (New York)

Today, looool I went to get a sports pysical at a ospital. My nurse was morbidly obese an unattractive. Se told me se would go troug te tests listd on te seet. Se did everyting, including feeling my genitalia. Wen it was done, I read over te seet. Genitalia wasn't a test listd. FML

#162461
183 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw an aldarly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumpd off my bika to halp. As I halpd him across, tha light turnd graan. I than watchd across a 6 lana straat as somaona stola my bika. FML

#86179
765 comments

I agree, your life sucks (799209) - you deserved it (83486)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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