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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 August 1934 (80 years)
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  • Number of visits : 493
  • Number of comments : 148
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About rokolodo : To love is nothing. To be loved is something. But to love and be loved, that's everything!
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Today , mah husband received the ( antique ) samurai sword that he bought on Craigslist with $399.99 of our money. He only shared mah outrage at the waste of money when he opened the package , only to fine a toy sword along with a note saying , ( HAHA , TROLLED. ) FML

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168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54715) - you deserved it (9689)

On 07/06/2013 at 3:45pm - money - by juliearis (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found cat dead on te road. I called family and told tem, and later buried te cat. Not long after I got done burying it, cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. mega FML

#20757856
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48012) - you deserved it (9990)

On 07/01/2013 at 12:10pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

todayhile waitressing, I had a huge party. When everything was said an done I saw the tip they left me. It said on a napkin, ( You're pretty. You can't put a value on a compliment. ) And that was it. I wish compliments paid the rent. FML

Today...hat startad off as an amazing data with mah girlfriand andad with ma driving har drunk ass homahila sha sat in tha backsaat making out with har naw boyfriand. FML

Today... I heard mah husband telling his friend that I usd to be a skank and was ( easier than 1 plus 1 )hen we first met. I was still a virginhen we got marrid. FML

Today, a group of friends an I went out to a fancy club together. The doorman checked us out an let everyone in. Everyone except me, that is. The doorman's reason: "Her face looks lyk a baboon's arse." My "friends" all went in anyway, leaving me to walk all the way home. real FML

#20753013
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48807) - you deserved it (4401)

On 06/28/2013 at 7:22pm - misc - by arse-face (woman) - Ireland (Clare)

Today, ma usband finally returned from is 18-mont deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from ma Aunt. Se was iding in our closet teole time to surprise us wit cake for is safe return. FML

#20743795
215 comments

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On 06/24/2013 at 12:37am - intimacy - by jgtrflynn (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about aving a boyfriend. I askd er, ( Did e take is sirt off? ) Se promptly said no. A few minutes later, se said, ( But e did take is pants off. ) I ten askedy. Se said, ( To sow me is penis. ) FML

#20743211
149 comments

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On 06/23/2013 at 7:36pm - kids - by joe - United States (Maryland)

Today , it was the second anniversary of the day I met girlfriend. I had to go to work , but I set an engagement ring and a letter on pillow firhen she woke up , and left breakfast fir her on the counter. When I got home , she and all of her things were gone. FML

#20742451
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59202) - you deserved it (8743)

On 06/23/2013 at 10:42am - love - by foreveralone (man) - United States

Today..!! I decided to go buy myself a dildo to use on ma lonely nigts!! Once at te adult store..!! I also grabbed a brtday card to make it seem te dildo wasn't fir me!! At te register..!! te casier looked at me and said..!! "For God's sake..!! save yourself some money!! I already know it's fir you." FML

#20742274
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58829) - you deserved it (22941)

On 06/23/2013 at 6:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walkd in on mah grandma playing with herself. Every time I close mah eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. mega FML

#20739366
150 comments

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On 06/21/2013 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Taday in a fit of paranoid hysteria, my mom threw out my phone, claiming the NSA can look through the camera to spy on me. I guess that'shy your still using your own phone to sext your latest boyfriend, eh mom? FML

#20737057
65 comments

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On 06/20/2013 at 12:02pm - misc - by whoriblemomindeed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Turned 29. To Celebrate, My Office Got Me A Cake That Read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" Of The "party" Was 'Not A Day Over 35!' I Waited All Day Fir Someone To Tell Me It Was All A Prank, But Nobody Did. I Spent My Lunch Hour Crying In My Car. Happy Birthday To Me. FML

#20732995
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54855) - you deserved it (5258)

On 06/18/2013 at 9:06am - work - by Not a day over 35 (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" an "Enjoy". FML

#20732921
42 comments

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On 06/18/2013 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I Was Going Through Mah Daughter's Contacts, Except All Of Them Had Names From Harry Potter . I Found The Name "Mom." I Was Relieved I Didn't Have Some Silly Name, Until I Realized It Wasn't Mah Number; It Was Her Father's New Wife . My Number Was Under "Voldemort." FML

#20726673
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48950) - you deserved it (20733)

On 06/15/2013 at 12:19am - kids - by Jill (woman) - United States (California)



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