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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 March 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 12875
  • Number of comments : 783
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About rohosoccer08 : My name is Ashley, I am 20, I have been married to my wonderful husband for 2 years, we've been together 5 years, we have 2 beautiful children, a son, Braden that will be 2 1/2 October 24... And a daughter Rylie, who will be 1 on October 30.

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Today, I had to sell my only means of transportation, my 92 Chrysler Lebaron to a junking company because the transmission blew. When the guy finally got there, I had to shovel out the 5 feet of snow around my car, help him push it, and help him hook it up. Then his dog bit me. I only got $100. FML

#8791575
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24793) - you deserved it (2658)

On 03/03/2010 at 1:06am - animals - by MetalAtlas (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I found out that there's nothing like having to chase a 100-something lb. Bloodhound around the neighborhood when you're 8 months pregnant, with a 3 and 4 year old in tow. Especially when she runs the other way at the sight of you coming. FML

#8769098
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29145) - you deserved it (4163)

On 03/02/2010 at 7:17am - kids - by Dogs loose - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML

#8742158
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29190) - you deserved it (9225)

On 03/01/2010 at 3:53am - love - by Delilah (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he was going to make it to our first child's Christening as there was a football match on at the same time. Without hesitating, he replyed that he would just watch the recording. He meant the recording of the Christenting. He was serious. FML

#8714094
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31598) - you deserved it (6170)

On 02/28/2010 at 9:26am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he was going to make it to our first child's Christening as there was a football match on at the same time. Without hesitating, he replyed that he would just watch the recording. He meant the recording of the Christenting. He was serious. FML

#8714094
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31598) - you deserved it (6170)

On 02/28/2010 at 9:26am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML

#8704782
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38481) - you deserved it (2726)

On 02/27/2010 at 11:30pm - love - by sacrophage (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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