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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 March 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 12648
  • Number of comments : 783
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About rohosoccer08 : My name is Ashley, I am 20, I have been married to my wonderful husband for 2 years, we've been together 5 years, we have 2 beautiful children, a son, Braden that will be 2 1/2 October 24... And a daughter Rylie, who will be 1 on October 30.

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Today, I started making love to my wife as soon as the kids were occupied. She just laid there the whole time and never responded, except for a few times to say "Ouch." FML

#13439564
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29970) - you deserved it (9395)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by ahddib - United States (Alabama)

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML

#9186653
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41681) - you deserved it (3570)

On 03/18/2010 at 12:48pm - love - by YouAREthefather (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

#9181669
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14181) - you deserved it (33369)

On 03/18/2010 at 6:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was working, ripping siding off a house. I pulled off a sheet that was over my head. I got rained with what I thought was woodchips that was behind the siding. Turns out they were dead grasshoppers. Guess what I found in my bra after work. FML

#9178637
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28768) - you deserved it (3273)

On 03/18/2010 at 1:45am - work - by xUnluckyx - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was working, ripping siding off a house. I pulled off a sheet that was over my head. I got rained with what I thought was woodchips that was behind the siding. Turns out they were dead grasshoppers. Guess what I found in my bra after work. FML

#9178637
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28768) - you deserved it (3273)

On 03/18/2010 at 1:45am - work - by xUnluckyx - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I finally realized that the only time my mother talks to me is when she needs money. FML

#9177889
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29786) - you deserved it (2945)

On 03/18/2010 at 1:18am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got into a fight with the dryer over a plastic toy car. My hand is bleeding and numb, three of my nails are broken and I have a bruise on my chin. The plastic car is still stuck in the now broken dryer. FML

#9150166
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11718) - you deserved it (23149)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by Loser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got into a fight with the dryer over a plastic toy car. My hand is bleeding and numb, three of my nails are broken and I have a bruise on my chin. The plastic car is still stuck in the now broken dryer. FML

#9150166
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11718) - you deserved it (23149)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by Loser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got into a fight with the dryer over a plastic toy car. My hand is bleeding and numb, three of my nails are broken and I have a bruise on my chin. The plastic car is still stuck in the now broken dryer. FML

#9150166
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11718) - you deserved it (23149)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by Loser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

#9135717
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33577) - you deserved it (4783)

On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, the water in my shower wouldn't drain so I used a snake to unclog it. I pulled almost a full foot of nasty hair and gunk out of the drain. I just moved in, and the previous owner was an elderly woman. I just pulled a foot of old lady pubes out of my drain. FML

#9129175
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34540) - you deserved it (3033)

On 03/16/2010 at 10:40am - misc - by please_no (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

#9122302
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45498) - you deserved it (4077)

On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the only reason my ex husband calls my son anymore, is to ask him to send him things on Facebook. FML

#9077229
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23150) - you deserved it (2176)

On 03/14/2010 at 4:14pm - kids - by mommy - United States

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size he asked for me to find a ring that I liked and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh the generosity. FML

#9062529
448 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13893) - you deserved it (33273)

On 03/14/2010 at 12:04am - love - by anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I went to IHOP for breakfast. As we were leaving, I realized a little girl took my Hello Kitty hairclip. For the next 5 minutes, I fought with an 8 year-old for a hairclip. She won. FML

#9043466
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10989) - you deserved it (25221)

On 03/13/2010 at 10:13am - misc - by googoogaga (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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