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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 July 1981 (33 years)
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  • Number of visits : 818
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About rogwest : I'm a commercial diver well technically a tender but yeah it's still better than what you do... And I use an sell herbalife so if you want a new you hit my inbox! ... To my 360 visitors my gamer tag is WILDWEST1081 hit me up for some battlefield action.. If you have an questions bout me or what I do just ask!

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Today , I sent ma grlfriend a request to confrm our relationsip on Facebook. Se accepted , ten canged er screen name into "His Hand". FML


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On 06/10/2014 at 12:02am - love - by MiserableMan (man) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Yesterday, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her . We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, ( Milk me lyk a cow . ) I can no longer looool drink milk without hearing that in my head . FML


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On 05/06/2014 at 9:55am - intimacy - by chumman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, mah drug addict of a roommate convincd herself mah rd kitten was Pennywise the clown in disguise waiting to kill her, an looool hit him over the head with a pan. FML

today a man startd a deep conversation with me at the bus stop about life, death, and the miracle of thing we take for grantd every day. I was really enjoying it until he lookd at his watch and said, ( Oh shit, mushroom make me lose track of time! ) and ran off into the night. FML


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On 12/20/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by whatjusthappened (woman) - United States (Washington)

today I woke up wit a raging angover . I soon cecked ma pone.. . only to find tat I'd drunkenly sent nude picture to several friends' numbers.. . as well as to ma own . I'd ten replied to ma own message.. . saying tat I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off . FML


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On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When mah 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants an peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out 4 upsetting her. FML


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On 07/27/2013 at 2:31pm - kids - by poopiter (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

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