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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 July 1981 (34 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1264
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About rogwest : I'm a commercial diver well technically a tender but yeah it's still better than what you do... And I use an sell herbalife so if you want a new you hit my inbox! ... To my 360 visitors my gamer tag is WILDWEST1081 hit me up for some battlefield action.. If you have an questions bout me or what I do just ask!

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Today, I got several angry messages on Facebook, demanding to know how I could cheat on my wife. They didn't believe me when I said I had no idea what they meant. Turns out my wife made a sarcastic post about my "new mistress". She was talking about Fallout 4. FML

Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (37094) - you deserved it (7778)

On 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML


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On 06/10/2014 at 12:02am - love - by MiserableMan (man) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, "Milk me like a cow." I can no longer drink milk without hearing that in my head. FML


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On 05/06/2014 at 9:55am - intimacy - by chumman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my drug addict of a roommate convinced herself my red kitten was Pennywise the clown in disguise waiting to kill her, and hit him over the head with a pan. FML

Today, a man started a deep conversation with me at the bus stop about life, death, and the miracles of things we take for granted every day. I was really enjoying it until he looked at his watch and said, "Oh shit, mushrooms make me lose track of time!" and ran off into the night. FML


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On 12/20/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by whatjusthappened (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML


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On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML


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On 07/27/2013 at 2:31pm - kids - by poopiter (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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