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About rogwest : Currently working at high end grocery store an going to school full time to be a commercial diver... Most people are idiots hence I'd rather work 200ft underwater than deal with humans on a daily basis... To my 360 visitors my gamer tag is WILDWEST1081 hit me up for some battlefield action..
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Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML
Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML
Friday 6 December 2013