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roger20402
  • Town/Country : The Hague, The Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 12
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43214) - you deserved it (2799)

On 05/17/2013 at 11:52am - misc - by Sonofa - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML

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On 04/13/2013 at 12:25am - love - by Snorlax (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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