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  • Town/Country : San Diego, AMERRICCCAAA!!! FUCK YEAH
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 June 1969 (42 years)
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Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81760) - you deserved it (24061)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - love - by treegirl (woman) - United States