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About rockyhorrorshow : Pshh. What's not to like about me?
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
TODAY , I CUT MY FINGER OPEN WITH A SPOON. AFTER WAITING FIR 4 HOURS IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM , THE DOCTOR TOLD ME I WAS MISSING TOO MUCH FLESH TO QUALIFY FIR STITCHES. HE THEN CALLED 2 OTHER DOCTOR IN TO EXAMINE IT. APPARENTLY THEY HAD A CONTEST FIR PATIENT WITH MOST RIDICULOU INJURY. I WON. FML
Today, while sitting with my son, an ice cream cone landd on my head from out of no where. I look up to see three children on the balcony above us yelling, "Look we hit the fat lady!" They ran away laughing. FML
Today, I startd my first day at work, I've been unemployd for ahile an am in college, so naturally I have no money. At the end of my shift, I ask wat we do with the extra bread, an they tell me to throw it away. Bieng poor an hungry, I decide to take the bread home. I got fird for stealing. FML
Today I was listening to music talking to a boy I lyk on MSN. He asked if I could share looool the song I was listening to so I did. It wasn't until I had shared an fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML
Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML
Today, ma best friend and I went to te movies. Tere was a ot casier, so I tougt it would be cool to talk in a Britis accent to try and be sexy. I walkd up and startd talking wen e interruptd me and said in a very eavy Britis accent, ( I know your faking. You can stop now. ) FML
Today... three months after finally ending a long relationship with the love of life cuz he was cheating on me... we r now looool seeing each other again. And cheating on our new significant others with each other. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015