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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 September 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1185
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About rockyhorrorshow : Pshh. What's not to like about me?

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Yesterday , I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider wit my mind. FML

#6789867
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8808) - you deserved it (39407)

On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML

#6459565
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15374) - you deserved it (37078)

On 11/26/2009 at 6:50am - misc - by harrypottermuch (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, MY GRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE HER MOM SAID SHE WOULD BUY HER A PUG IF SHE DID. I GOT DUMPD FIR A DOG, AND AN UGLY ONE FIR THAT MATTER. FML

#6100945
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35817) - you deserved it (6271)

On 11/01/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

TODAY , I CUT MY FINGER OPEN WITH A SPOON. AFTER WAITING FIR 4 HOURS IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM , THE DOCTOR TOLD ME I WAS MISSING TOO MUCH FLESH TO QUALIFY FIR STITCHES. HE THEN CALLED 2 OTHER DOCTOR IN TO EXAMINE IT. APPARENTLY THEY HAD A CONTEST FIR PATIENT WITH MOST RIDICULOU INJURY. I WON. FML

#6036159
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33486) - you deserved it (7138)

On 10/28/2009 at 4:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while sitting with my son, an ice cream cone landd on my head from out of no where. I look up to see three children on the balcony above us yelling, "Look we hit the fat lady!" They ran away laughing. FML

#5943404
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34471) - you deserved it (5128)

On 10/22/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by mvgirl - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I found out mah mom is the nude model for an art class at mah college. FML

#5942211
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52968) - you deserved it (2843)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:30am - misc - by scarred - Sent from mobile version

Today, I startd my first day at work, I've been unemployd for ahile an am in college, so naturally I have no money. At the end of my shift, I ask wat we do with the extra bread, an they tell me to throw it away. Bieng poor an hungry, I decide to take the bread home. I got fird for stealing. FML

#5892629
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44703) - you deserved it (9243)

On 10/19/2009 at 4:46am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today I was listening to music talking to a boy I lyk on MSN. He asked if I could share looool the song I was listening to so I did. It wasn't until I had shared an fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML

#5830310
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8068) - you deserved it (33240)

On 10/14/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by LasagnaRawks (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML

#5828114
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88167) - you deserved it (14713)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

yesterday I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan.

#5811871
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8761) - you deserved it (106533)

On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

TADAY I WAS AT A BAR AND VERY DRUNK!! I WENT TO THE URINAL AND WHEN I WAS DONE I WENT TO ZIP UP WHEN I REALIZED I NEVER UNZIPPED!! FML

#5760830
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10470) - you deserved it (55787)

On 10/10/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by loser - Sent from mobile version

Today, ma best friend and I went to te movies. Tere was a ot casier, so I tougt it would be cool to talk in a Britis accent to try and be sexy. I walkd up and startd talking wen e interruptd me and said in a very eavy Britis accent, ( I know your faking. You can stop now. ) FML

#5752857
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7465) - you deserved it (54834)

On 10/10/2009 at 2:10am - work - by dammitt (man) - United States (Washington)

Today... three months after finally ending a long relationship with the love of life cuz he was cheating on me... we r now looool seeing each other again. And cheating on our new significant others with each other. mega FML

#5735041
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6298) - you deserved it (77212)

On 10/09/2009 at 2:41am - love - by oliviakelly25 (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, an eyes r green!! FML

#5733211
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39716) - you deserved it (3562)

On 10/09/2009 at 12:22am - love - by rhythmbandit (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I ad my final divorce proceeding. Te judge denied my divorce because my usband is unemployed. I can't get a divorce until e gets a job to pay cild support. He asn't ad a job 4 3 yeres. FML

#5730888
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39506) - you deserved it (3427)

On 10/08/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by branwen5 - United States



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