About rockwater : A country boy that works in the gas and oil fields
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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what… Today, my crush of over a year came over for me to take her on our first date. Today was also the… Today, I got to listen while my grandma, who has dementia and therefore a poor memory, explained to…
- Today my boss fussed at me for something my co-worker did yesterday "because you were sitting right… Today, my cross-country flight was delayed for an hour. When I finally boarded, I found out that my… Today, I woke up from a nap because I heard my mother and her fiancée having rough sex while I and…