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by left out / 01/11/2014 at 3:26pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was my first day at my new job. Not only does everyone hate me for replacing a guy they all liked, I managed to clog the only functional toilet there. The glares and threatening head-shaking they keep doing probably means I'm screwed. FML
by shite / 01/10/2014 at 4:46pm / United Kingdom / Work
Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML
by Elisa_LmR / 01/03/2014 at 6:28pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
by worstwaytodumpagirl / 12/28/2013 at 5:34pm / United Kingdom (Harrow) / Health
by hi Mum / 12/11/2013 at 2:59pm / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 12:57am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 13-year-old daughter excitedly told me about a new diet she read about online. Apparently, the diet entirely consists of bottled water and a mixture of food coloring. The food coloring "takes care of all that vitamin and mineral stuff." My daughter is an idiot. FML
by Nofoodcoloringisnotasubstituteforfood / 12/09/2013 at 12:52am / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by ballplaya52 / 12/08/2013 at 12:04am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/23/2013 at 2:15am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML
by Ohshit / 05/17/2009 at 2:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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