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Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

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On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML

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On 06/05/2009 at 1:25am - kids - by KPKallery (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML

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On 05/13/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by anon (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my alarm went off at 6.30. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep, I screamed and dived under my covers. The dark, mysterious figure was my mom. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

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On 05/02/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by screamo (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 10:41pm - animals - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

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