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Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a random guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML

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On 12/06/2010 at 5:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my family and I were watching Mulan, and I mentioned that I've always had a crush on Shang. After going into detail about how I would "marry his sexy voice" I decided to look up this mystery dream man. To my surprise he was played by Donny Osmond. I will never live this down. FML

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On 11/11/2010 at 9:40pm - misc - by hot4donny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

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On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States

Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML

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On 01/19/2010 at 10:59pm - misc - by NYCguy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I received a phonecall from my son's school. Apparantly, for the past week he has been telling everyone 'mummy works as a drug dealer.' I'm a pharmacist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22829) - you deserved it (2051)

On 01/15/2010 at 2:56am - kids - by iKaite (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a $3000 HD camera. It never shipped to my house, so I was concerned. I then realized I had given the seller the address for a house in California. I live in Maine. FML

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On 12/29/2009 at 11:56am - misc - by musicgod123 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I gave my 7 year old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML

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On 12/28/2009 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my furnace and all of my heating systems broke down. A fridge is 3 degrees Celsius; it is now 2 degrees Celsius in my house. I would be warmer in my fridge. FML

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On 12/12/2009 at 11:55am - health - by FrozenD - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after pulling an all-nighter for my Bio final at 8AM and drinking 6 sodas, 3 energy drinks, and coffee throughout the night, an hour into the exam, I had to go to the restroom, so I get permission and go. I'm 1 of 3 people. They later find a cheat sheet in the restroom. Now I'm a suspect. FML

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On 12/12/2009 at 12:00am - misc - by fuckbio (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I received my camera in the mail. I had sent it back to the company because it wouldn't turn on. As I was reading the note they put in, it said, "Battery was put in backwards. No other problems found." FML

#6680274 (74)

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On 12/09/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by her0x3her0ine617 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dog received a christmas card before I did. FML

#6678775 (44)

I agree, your life sucks (20123) - you deserved it (2006)

On 12/09/2009 at 10:33am - animals - by amywee (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, my roommate gave me a self-help book on alcoholism for my birthday. He's an alcoholic. I gave him that book around 8 months ago. FML

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On 12/09/2009 at 12:29am - misc - by notalcoholic (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, I had an elderly man come to my cash register. His total came to $15.50 He handed me $5 in nickels and dimes. A full roll of quarters. Before I could take the roll, he bust it open, making me count it. After that was all counted he was 50 cents short. So he handed me a $10 bill. FML

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On 12/04/2009 at 1:27am - work - by Chels (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at a party where I ate bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

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On 11/14/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by swedishdude (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML

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On 11/03/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by doglover (woman) - United States (Virginia)