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Today, my hippy nutjob of a roommate threw a bitch fit at me, all because he saw me chopping down a tree in Minecraft. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43207) - you deserved it (4706)

On 03/07/2014 at 4:25pm - misc - by fuck off, eh! (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

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229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18480) - you deserved it (6021)

On 08/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by Minecraftwhyyy (woman) - United States

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML

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88 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 8:21am - misc - by areyouserial - United States

Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML

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On 10/29/2011 at 9:40am - misc - by camille - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML



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