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rocketshipsxx
  • Town/Country : the g-spot
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 March 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 28805
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About rocketshipsxx : i learned my life was effed at the age of 6.
not always, but often enough. i deal.
i'm young.
only 19.
but i know what i want.
i speak my mind and i'm more mature than many people who are 10 years older than i am.
then, i have my fun side. my kid side.
i like going back and forth.
i love this site. i think i'm obsessed. lol.
i really don't know what to say......

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Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

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On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7621) - you deserved it (22549)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

#7676063 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (15409) - you deserved it (3301)

On 01/29/2010 at 3:19pm - work - by ouch (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mom asked me if I would be embarrassed if she got a tramp stamp. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19733) - you deserved it (1460)

On 01/28/2010 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to cancel all of the plans to go away on a romantic weekend with my boyfriend. My parents are going out of town for a night and I have to stay home a babysit my little sister. She's 19. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (621) - you deserved it (2768)

On 01/28/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by bw9669 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up with a cordless drill on my bed. The one I lent my neighbour last week. FML

#7606861 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (19117) - you deserved it (1462)

On 01/27/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by Brummsta (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben & Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

#1430731 (356)

I agree, your life sucks (126270) - you deserved it (6991)

On 04/28/2009 at 6:13pm - money - by Sad (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort her over the death of her mother. She signed the letter "LOL, Jen" thinking LOL stood for "lots of love." FML

#1429978 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (52749) - you deserved it (3684)

On 04/28/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by unlolable4321 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend was complaining that we don't have "a song". Irritated, I told her that I'd put on the radio, and whatever song was playing was our song from now on. I switched on the radio, and "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen was playing. Our song is about premature ejaculation. FML

#1427967 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (11573) - you deserved it (41772)

On 04/28/2009 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML

#1409707 (213)

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On 04/27/2009 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by seriouslywtf (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was making a nacho and grabbed some refried beans that were in a plastic container out of the fridge and put them on top of the chips. After I’m completely done eating my mom looks in the fridge and asked me if I knew where the cat food was. I just ate a small can of cat food. FML

#1409233 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (11335) - you deserved it (36062)

On 04/27/2009 at 10:38pm - animals - by youwouldbeacat - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter, has a bad farting problem. I decided it would be okay to let a silent fart out and blame the dog. Baxter was outside when I blamed him. FML

#1400081 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (5811) - you deserved it (51776)

On 04/27/2009 at 6:04pm - animals - by silentbutdeadly (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

#1392760 (165)

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On 04/27/2009 at 2:39pm - misc - by Fmyhair (woman) - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML

#1387702 (166)

I agree, your life sucks (38939) - you deserved it (10962)

On 04/27/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ran into a girl I used to go to school with. We went out for dinner to catch up, and we ended up at my house, watching movies and cuddling. This fantastic and spontaneous date was concluded with several kisses. I dropped her off at her car and drove off. I forgot to get her number. FML

#1383955 (188)

I agree, your life sucks (21594) - you deserved it (44497)

On 04/27/2009 at 3:21am - love - by PIRATE_ (man) - United States (Georgia)

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