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About rocket929 : i go to smu. people think i'm beautiful, funny, and smart but i know i'm fat, ugly, a bitch, and completely useless. fucked up shit happens to me all the time.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML