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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 February 1990 (25 years)
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About rocket929 : i go to smu. people think i'm beautiful, funny, and smart but i know i'm fat, ugly, a bitch, and completely useless. fucked up shit happens to me all the time.

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I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

#79689
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I agree, your life sucks (53014) - you deserved it (3292)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:47pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my professor, who was born without arms, askd somebody "ned a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing !! FML

today my grandmothar told ma that not only doas sha not accapt ma as a homosaxual man but that sha faals my ralationship with a littla parson is "spitting in God's faca." FML

#56713
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41569) - you deserved it (11815)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:34pm - love - by iamatthewroberts (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, mah boyfriend of four months looool broke up with me via text message!! He spelld mah name wrong!! FML

#54894
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46762) - you deserved it (3636)

On 02/16/2009 at 6:01pm - love - by tacky_unrefined (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, My Ex-boyfriend Came Over. After I Finished Pouring My Heart Out To Him About How Much I Missed Him, And How Much I Loved Him, He Looks At Me And Asks ( So Are We Gonna Do It, Or What? ) Fat FML

#52695
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39557) - you deserved it (10028)

On 02/16/2009 at 12:08pm - misc - by k (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, boyfriend gave me a card 4 brthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited 4 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML

#48184
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61150) - you deserved it (3374)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by blah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today..!! mah boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed..!! naked!! Someone pulled the fire alarm..!! and mah boyfriend couldn't find the key!! So he left me..!! and the Resident Advisor found me!! The fireman had to cut the chain!! FML

#12567
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I agree, your life sucks (295311) - you deserved it (53633)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)



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