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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 February 1990 (24 years)
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About rocket929 : i go to smu. people think i'm beautiful, funny, and smart but i know i'm fat, ugly, a bitch, and completely useless. fucked up shit happens to me all the time.

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Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

#79689
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52778) - you deserved it (3278)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:47pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML

Today, my grandmother told me that not only does she not accept me as a homosexual man, but that she feels my relationship with a little person is "spitting in God's face." FML

#56713
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41332) - you deserved it (11779)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:34pm - love - by iamatthewroberts (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML

#54894
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45235) - you deserved it (3486)

On 02/16/2009 at 6:01pm - love - by tacky_unrefined (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over. After I finished pouring my heart out to him about how much I missed him, and how much I loved him, he looks at me and asks "So are we gonna do it, or what?" FML

#52695
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39337) - you deserved it (9987)

On 02/16/2009 at 12:08pm - misc - by k (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML

#48184
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60013) - you deserved it (3287)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by blah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (280267) - you deserved it (51829)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)



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