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rockerfreakture
  • Town/Country : dubai, U.A.E
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 September 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 131
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About rockerfreakture : f my effing life......like to play my guitar except...the strings broke....i like sports nd drawing ...

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Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27694) - you deserved it (57736)

On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML

#4501918 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (37081) - you deserved it (8816)

On 08/13/2009 at 2:17pm - misc - by fearofzombies (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58377) - you deserved it (5808)

On 08/13/2009 at 11:23am - intimacy - by esb (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

#4390230 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (34919) - you deserved it (8322)

On 08/08/2009 at 6:39pm - intimacy - by sandwichsex (man) - United States (California)



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