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  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 April 1990 (25 years)
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Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce filled hotdog across my face and kicked me in the groin, accusing me of stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station for 3 hours. FML


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On 09/06/2011 at 3:40pm - misc - by fmlsrslyahhh - Singapore

Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML


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On 08/29/2011 at 5:19pm - health - by Stan - United States (California)

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