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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 February 1985 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 571
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About rockbandaddict85 : well hello there! any questions? feel free to ask anything. I'm not easily offended, im easy going, a laid back chic.

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rockbandaddict85's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking to my car with 600 dollars worth of books because I start college next week, when I was robbed by some guy that sounded like Cartman. He punched me because I could not stop laughing whenever he would try to threaten me. FML

Today, after waking up in a panic because I was running late for work again, I realized I was fired for that exact reason the day before. FML

#21404798
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16896) - you deserved it (28738)

On 05/04/2015 at 10:08pm - work - by Jobless in Seattle - United States (Texas)

Today, a guy drove straight into an intersection, running a stop sign and narrowly missing my car. I had to swerve into a snow bank to avoid him. He stopped long enough to see that I had a toddler in my car, before flipping me off and driving away. FML

#21058102
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46648) - you deserved it (3498)

On 02/12/2014 at 1:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I blew a huge gum bubble. My cat was on my lap and decided to shove her face in the bubble. There's gum all over her, and I still have scars from the last time I tried bathe her. FML

#20484695
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27895) - you deserved it (9732)

On 01/29/2013 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)



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