About rockbandaddict85 : well hello there! any questions? feel free to ask anything. I'm not easily offended, im easy going, a laid back chic.
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Today, I was walking to my car with 600 dollars worth of books because I start college next week, when I was robbed by some guy that sounded like Cartman. He punched me because I could not stop laughing whenever he would try to threaten me. FML
by OhWhoCares / 08/17/2015 at 5:34pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Jobless in Seattle / 05/04/2015 at 10:08pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I'm an intern working in a company's reception area, which happens to have a coffee dispenser. As I'm the new girl, every client getting coffee wants to buy me one. I'm too polite to say no. It's 10:26 AM, and I'm on cup #17. FML
by chloe_zjk / 02/18/2015 at 12:22am / France / Work
Today, a guy drove straight into an intersection, running a stop sign and narrowly missing my car. I had to swerve into a snow bank to avoid him. He stopped long enough to see that I had a toddler in my car, before flipping me off and driving away. FML
by Anonymous / 02/12/2014 at 1:11pm / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/29/2013 at 12:41pm / United States (Iowa) / Animals
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