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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 February 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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About rockbandaddict85 : well hello there! any questions? feel free to ask anything. I'm not easily offended, im easy going, a laid back chic.

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Today, a guy drove straight into an intersection, running a stop sign and narrowly missing my car. I had to swerve into a snow bank to avoid him. He stopped long enough to see that I had a toddler in my car, before flipping me off and driving away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43301) - you deserved it (3245)

On 02/12/2014 at 1:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I blew a huge gum bubble. My cat was on my lap and decided to shove her face in the bubble. There's gum all over her, and I still have scars from the last time I tried bathe her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24605) - you deserved it (9165)

On 01/29/2013 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

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