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About rockarolln89 : Uhhh... I live for music... Loud music... With big drums and screaming guitars.
I come from a musical family... I've been playing guitar for about 7 years, and drums for about 5.
Ummm... I go to DIY shows in Boston with my friends a lot... especially during the summer.
I like beer... And I like girls.
I'm a smartass... But, I'm sweet as the dickens, too.
And there ya go, Sunshine. Me in a nutshell.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't another expression for saying ''brainstorming''. She didn't believe me. Guess we will all keep ''tossing the salad'' for new ideas each afternoon. FML
Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML
Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML
Friday 27 November 2015