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About rockarolln89 : Uhhh... I live for music... Loud music... With big drums and screaming guitars.
I come from a musical family... I've been playing guitar for about 7 years, and drums for about 5.
Ummm... I go to DIY shows in Boston with my friends a lot... especially during the summer.
I like beer... And I like girls.
I'm a smartass... But, I'm sweet as the dickens, too.
And there ya go, Sunshine. Me in a nutshell.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today , I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't another expression 4 saying ''brainstorming''. She didn't believe me. Guess we will all keep ''tossing the salad'' 4 new ideas each afternoon. FML
Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted ( What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it! ) I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML
Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving . There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage . looool I was randomly selectd to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents . I blew 0.06 . FML
Friday 27 March 2015