About rockarolln89 : Uhhh... I live for music... Loud music... With big drums and screaming guitars.
I come from a musical family... I've been playing guitar for about 7 years, and drums for about 5.
Ummm... I go to DIY shows in Boston with my friends a lot... especially during the summer.
I like beer... And I like girls.
I'm a smartass... But, I'm sweet as the dickens, too.
And there ya go, Sunshine. Me in a nutshell.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -
Today, I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't another expression for saying ''brainstorming''. She didn't believe me. Guess we will all keep ''tossing the salad'' for new ideas each afternoon. FML
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On 01/20/2011 at 1:01am - intimacy - by welly223 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
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On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)
Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML
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On 07/20/2010 at 7:08pm - work - by jjjjjjmmmmm92 - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a feild sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test infront of all the students and parents. I blew. 06%. FML
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On 04/07/2009 at 4:44pm - health - by schoolgrlstaci (woman) - United States (New York)
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