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rockarolln89
  • Town/Country : Sandown, New Hampshire, U.S.
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 September 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 315
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About rockarolln89 : Uhhh... I live for music... Loud music... With big drums and screaming guitars.

I come from a musical family... I've been playing guitar for about 7 years, and drums for about 5.

Ummm... I go to DIY shows in Boston with my friends a lot... especially during the summer.

I like beer... And I like girls.

I'm a smartass... But, I'm sweet as the dickens, too.

And there ya go, Sunshine. Me in a nutshell.

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rockarolln89's favorite FMLs

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (40288) - you deserved it (4333)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't another expression for saying ''brainstorming''. She didn't believe me. Guess we will all keep ''tossing the salad'' for new ideas each afternoon. FML

#14646268 (84)

I agree, your life sucks (15729) - you deserved it (2037)

On 01/20/2011 at 1:01am - intimacy - by welly223 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705 (280)

I agree, your life sucks (23136) - you deserved it (14880) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

#14036176 (259)

I agree, your life sucks (56955) - you deserved it (3510)

On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML

#13321339 (229)

I agree, your life sucks (6879) - you deserved it (38056)

On 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML

#12008337 (241)

I agree, your life sucks (8907) - you deserved it (49261)

On 07/20/2010 at 7:08pm - work - by jjjjjjmmmmm92 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a feild sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test infront of all the students and parents. I blew. 06%. FML

#855959 (272)

I agree, your life sucks (17704) - you deserved it (71131)

On 04/07/2009 at 4:44pm - health - by schoolgrlstaci (woman) - United States (New York)



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