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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 68
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About rock_stud : I am a nurse and a soldier, I enjoy lots of fun and jokes.

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Today, my friends hired a male stripper to give me a lap dance for my birthday. It was all pretty nice until he let rip one of the most nauseating farts I've ever encountered, right in my face. Hours later, I can still smell it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51883) - you deserved it (6548)

On 03/14/2014 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by polebitch49 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22677) - you deserved it (43800)

On 11/16/2013 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version



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