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About robsmith12 : My kik is: robsmith12
Im 14, 6"4 and love basketball!

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Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44366) - you deserved it (3045)

On 04/28/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by lonesome - Canada

Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (43107) - you deserved it (18634) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/12/2013 at 8:14pm - kids - by xx-look-at-xx - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML


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On 04/04/2013 at 12:04pm - intimacy - by Ribbed for Her Disaster (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML


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On 04/03/2013 at 10:51pm - misc - by JaneDoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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