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robsmit98

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robsmit98

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 738
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About robsmit98 : Utah Jazz, Golden State Warriors and Pec Zwolle fan for life. Also a big fan of Coldplay and Imagine Dragons and love to play basketball. I also like to make cringeworthy puns

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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robsmit98's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML

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76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28872) - you deserved it (2433)

On 03/31/2015 at 3:40am - kids - by Teach (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, since my finals are starting tomorrow, I made a joke about setting my math books on fire. I laughed. Friends laughed. Parents laughed. Guess what subject just managed to actually get in touch with my scented candles? FML

#21315641
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28310) - you deserved it (6108)

On 12/11/2014 at 2:55pm - misc - by not laughing anymore - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)



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