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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 October 1984 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 241230
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About robinhoood : I'll eat your brain to gain your knowledge.

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Today I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' cummed "I suppose this is where I tell u that I'm married". FML

#3447565
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54393) - you deserved it (4433)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:24am - love - by hannaholic (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today... I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls... laughing her ass off... telling me how wierd my birthmark is. FML

#3442749
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14114) - you deserved it (99082)

On 07/03/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Uriah (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refusd to leave, I grabbd a baseball bat and they spd off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors fir drug trafficking. I had threatend cops. FML

#3419869
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47623) - you deserved it (10756)

On 07/02/2009 at 3:22am - misc - by DaveAlmighty (man) - United States (California)

Taday I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand an phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

#3414555
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44842) - you deserved it (20874)

On 07/02/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by S4L - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah mother woke me up by saying "Good morning mah sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with mah boyfriend. mega FML

#3398607
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68174) - you deserved it (6500)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:33pm - intimacy - by wildthing (woman) - United States (Florida)

2DAY I WAS IN MAH NEW BOYFRIEND'S APARTMENT FIR THE FRST TIME. AS I WAS FLIPPING THROUGH HIS PHOTO ALBUMS, I CUMMED ACROSS ONE FULL OF DISTURBINGLY CANDID PICTURES OF ME. I FOUND SOME AS EARLY AS MAH TRIP TO THE STATE FAIR, THREE YERES AGO. I MET MAH BOYFRIEND TWO MONTHS AGO. FML

#3398201
409 comments

I agree, your life sucks (154884) - you deserved it (9877)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today , I was at the mall with mah boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passd by me in the mall. He said ( What r you baby-sitting or something? ) He pointd to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on the giraffe yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

#3333969
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46940) - you deserved it (11788)

On 06/29/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by merkris (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I called ma Dad to wis im appy birtday. Te pone was disconnected... so I called ma sister to see wat looool is cell was. Se ten informed me tat our Dad was in jail 4 selling srooms to teenagers at a music festival out of state. FML

#3332242
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51334) - you deserved it (3008)

On 06/29/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by shroomda (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was making out with mah boyfriend . I opened mah eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else . I turned mah head to see what was so interesting . He was on his iPhone looking up recipe 4 thing to wrap in bacon . FML

#3271801
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56288) - you deserved it (6947)

On 06/27/2009 at 10:29am - love - by a_B_c_D_e_F_g (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was riding te subway to work. Barely anyone was on cuz of ow early it was. Me and tis one guy in a trenc coat were in te same cart. looool His stop came. He walked by me, flased me, rubbed is penis on ma arm, and ten ran away really fast. mega FML

#3268493
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (129142) - you deserved it (9652)

On 06/27/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

today I went to Burger King. I was sipping the drink and put it on mah window sill to save for later. I fell asleep, andhen I woke up mah mouth was dry. I took a sip and felt something go into mah mouth. Thinking it was an ice cube, I bit down on it. It was not an ice cube. It was a cockroach. FML

today I went to Burger King. I was sipping the drink and put it on mah window sill to save for later. I fell asleep, andhen I woke up mah mouth was dry. I took a sip and felt something go into mah mouth. Thinking it was an ice cube, I bit down on it. It was not an ice cube. It was a cockroach. FML

Today I was at Disneyland wit some of my friends. Wile eating lunc we watced a small cild get frigtened by te person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out lauging only to be jumped by Cip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder tan te little kid. FML

#3260741
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8300) - you deserved it (47222)

On 06/26/2009 at 11:44pm - misc - by FailureAtLife121 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that when blender jars aren't locked, they fly off the blender, into the air, hit you in the head and explode all over yur kitchen. Today, I also learned that after I'm attacked by a flying blender, the first thing mah boyfriend asks is if I'm still gonna make him a smoothie. FML

#3254274
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46003) - you deserved it (11984)

On 06/26/2009 at 8:29pm - misc - by lifesmells - Canada (Ontario)



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