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robincakes94
  • Town/Country : Chocolate City, D.C, USA, last time I checked
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 February 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 267
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About robincakes94 : Somedays I get thumbed up, others I get thumbed down. Either way Idgaf! Life is too short to care about what anonymous people think of me. I try not to make rude comments, but somedays I fall short. Sorry in advance if I say something bitchy... :) Nevermind take it back, I meant my rude comment

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Today, I realized there is nothing quite like having your mother be too hungover to open presents on Christmas morning. FML

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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