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About robincakes94 : Somedays I get thumbed up, others I get thumbed down. Either way Idgaf! Life is too short to care about what anonymous people think of me. I try not to make rude comments, but somedays I fall short. Sorry in advance if I say something bitchy... :) Nevermind take it back, I meant my rude comment
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
Friday 5 February 2016