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robert89
  • Town/Country : Perth Amboy,NJ, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 November 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 244
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About robert89 : Names Rob, work in a supertmarked and it sucks, i enlisted in the United States Marine Corps and go to bootcamp Dec 7th. wanna know more about me lol just message me

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Today, I was working as a host at a pasta dinner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said "that's my mom". FML

#4224204 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (7356) - you deserved it (46622)

On 08/02/2009 at 3:35am - work - by bigmouth (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML

#4208437 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (39531) - you deserved it (3562)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:24pm - misc - by Jesse (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out if you slide down the stairs on a foam matress topper, it just folds under instead of sliding. Then you slide the rest of the way down on your knees and break your nose at the bottom. FML

#4186568 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (10319) - you deserved it (47920)

On 07/31/2009 at 5:12pm - misc - by ohhmydamn (woman) - United States (Alabama)