Names Rob, work in a supertmarked and it sucks, i enlisted in the United States Marine Corps and go to bootcamp Dec 7th. wanna know more about me lol just message me
Today, I was working as a host at a pasta dinner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said "that's my mom". FML
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On 08/02/2009 at 3:35am - work - by bigmouth (man) - United States (California)
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
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On 08/01/2009 at 3:24pm - misc - by Jesse (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I found out if you slide down the stairs on a foam matress topper, it just folds under instead of sliding. Then you slide the rest of the way down on your knees and break your nose at the bottom. FML
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On 07/31/2009 at 5:12pm - misc - by ohhmydamn (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls", his response, "We don't". FML
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On 07/31/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)
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