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- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, I've tried to have a quiet jack off four times, only for my dad to knock on my bedroom door… Today, I learned that you should always make sure the car is in 'park' before you get it on wildly… Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him…