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rmujerita

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6303
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About rmujerita : FMLs make me feel better about my life :)

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rmujerita's favorite FMLs

Today, it's my first wedding anniversary, or Paper anniversary. I got him airline tickets for an expensive weekend break for two in Berlin. He got me a toilet roll. FML

#4175008
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43101) - you deserved it (4666)

On 07/31/2009 at 3:03am - love - by Andrexwife (woman) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)

Today, after receiving a message about being hired at a retail store, I went to the orientation for new employees. The trainer seemed perplexed when I told him my name, but he gave me my paperwork and continued with training. At the end of the 8 hour day, he asked to talk to me. I wasn't actually hired. FML

#4172505
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40282) - you deserved it (2675)

On 07/30/2009 at 9:30pm - work - by LMN (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML

#4014904
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34241) - you deserved it (13796)

On 07/24/2009 at 8:55pm - misc - by LockedOut (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML

#4014904
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34241) - you deserved it (13796)

On 07/24/2009 at 8:55pm - misc - by LockedOut (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

#3991086
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58109) - you deserved it (26251)

On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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