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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 December 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6152
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About rmujerita : FMLs make me feel better about my life :)

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Today, I was sitting on the train and some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML

#4181466
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8496) - you deserved it (69612)

On 07/31/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it's my first wedding anniversary, or Paper anniversary. I got him airline tickets for an expensive weekend break for two in Berlin. He got me a toilet roll. FML

#4175008
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40559) - you deserved it (4452)

On 07/31/2009 at 3:03am - love - by Andrexwife (woman) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)

Today, after receiving a message about being hired at a retail store, I went to the orientation for new employees. The trainer seemed perplexed when I told him my name, but he gave me my paperwork and continued with training. At the end of the 8 hour day, he asked to talk to me. I wasn't actually hired. FML

#4172505
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38416) - you deserved it (2528)

On 07/30/2009 at 9:30pm - work - by LMN (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML

#4014904
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34041) - you deserved it (13746)

On 07/24/2009 at 8:55pm - misc - by LockedOut (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML

#4014904
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34041) - you deserved it (13746)

On 07/24/2009 at 8:55pm - misc - by LockedOut (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

#3991086
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57864) - you deserved it (26191)

On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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