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rmujerita

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 December 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6508
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About rmujerita : FMLs make me feel better about my life :)

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Visits<b>mhersh_59</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 8:41pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 12:07pm<b>peeta0330</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 10:06am<b>stryggzy</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 8:44am<b>yenze</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 3:09pm<b>finchy420</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 6:03am<b>shanekicksass</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 9:53pm<b>2C0OL4SCH0OL</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 12:46am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 8:16am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 9:17am<b>ratman775</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 2:19pm<b>Siehnados</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 5:41am<b>balake</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 10:01pm<b>OysterPearls</b> - the 09/25/2015 at 12:19am<b>BloodlustOreO</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 12:56am<b>americanafrican</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 5:46pm<b>Leafa</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 7:27am<b>user109012</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 8:16am

Fucked!<b>finchy420</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 11:03am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 2:17pm<b>jelly_bennett</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 5:35am

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rmujerita's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband decided to drain his motorcycle oil into an empty bottle of laundry detergent. Also today, I decided to lift a stain out of my white comforter with some detergent I found in the garage. FML

by Anonymous / 08/22/2009 at 3:48pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML

by Ricky / 08/16/2009 at 9:00pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML

by irony / 08/16/2009 at 3:05am / United States (California) / Health

Today, I made the "Good luck, We'll miss you!" sign for my own going away party. FML

by loverpants / 08/14/2009 at 4:46pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

by ohgod / 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm / United States (Iowa) / Kids

Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with her sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she says, "Ha! Sucker!" She didn't look so cute anymore. FML

by Anonymous / 08/14/2009 at 12:35am / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

by bubbalicious / 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML

by Anonymous / 08/09/2009 at 12:22am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, I found out that worms in apples aren't something that you just see in cartoons. FML

by rivercitybarf / 08/08/2009 at 4:48am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML

by LT / 08/07/2009 at 2:29pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

by Anonymous / 08/05/2009 at 1:25am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. After a few minutes of conversing, he told me he didn't need to give me a ticket. He then asked for a date. I politely declined. After staring at me for a very long moment, he said "I think I'm going to have to give you that ticket after all." FML

by WearingOff / 08/03/2009 at 1:53pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I was walking in the mountains when I tripped, I grabbed onto the fence in an attempt to soften my fall. The fence was electric. FML

by Electronotfriend / 08/01/2009 at 12:49pm / Poland (Pomorskie) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML

by Alice / 08/01/2009 at 4:15am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was sitting on the train and some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML

by Anonymous / 07/31/2009 at 1:01pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation