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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 December 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6218
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About rmujerita : FMLs make me feel better about my life :)

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Today, husband decided to drain his motorcycle oil into an empty bottle of laundry detergent . Also today, I decided to lift a stain out of white comforter with some detergent I found in the garage . mega FML

#4738861
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29388) - you deserved it (10411)

On 08/22/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my nieghbor begging me to please shut the hell up. mega FML

#4582506
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15144) - you deserved it (39289)

On 08/16/2009 at 9:00pm - misc - by Ricky (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I got a papar cut wila opaning ma box of Band-Aids. FML

#4566458
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49266) - you deserved it (8687)

On 08/16/2009 at 3:05am - health - by irony (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I made the "Good luck, We'll miss you!" sign 4 mah own going away party. FML

#4529563
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48014) - you deserved it (5128)

On 08/14/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by loverpants (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

#4525246
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60031) - you deserved it (7170)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

yesterday I was on te bus,en an elderly woman steppd in. Se lookd too weak to stand. Se lookd at me wit er sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up ma seat 4 er. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as se sat down, se says, "Ha! Sucker!" Se didn't look so cute anymore. FML

#4516147
143 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about loosing vrginity last night. When I went downstars, 6 year old sister was digging through purse. She explained that she had overheard conversation and wanted to help me fine vrginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

#4505034
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35172) - you deserved it (79028)

On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I found out that when u chase a couple of squirrels off your porch fir irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase u back. FML

#4397951
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34985) - you deserved it (13985)

On 08/09/2009 at 12:22am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today... I found out that worms in apple aren't something that u just see in cartoons. FML

#4380493
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41150) - you deserved it (6179)

On 08/08/2009 at 4:48am - misc - by rivercitybarf (man) - United States (Washington)

yesterday the car I was in got pulld over by the police for making an illegal turn . I was in a cab . And he kept the meter running . FML

#4362342
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47206) - you deserved it (2643)

On 08/07/2009 at 2:29pm - misc - by LT (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah 6 ft snake got loose . I found it . It was in mah neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit . FML

#4299524
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20735) - you deserved it (42102)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was pullad ovar fir spaading. Aftar a faw minutas of convarsing, ha told ma ha didn't naad to giva ma a tickat. Ha than askad fir a data. I politaly daclinad. Aftar staring at ma fir a vary long momant, ha said "I think I'm going to hava to giva u that tickat aftar all." FML

#4255816
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44747) - you deserved it (24883)

On 08/03/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by WearingOff (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking in the mountains when I tripped, I grabbed onto the fence in an attempt to soften fall. The fence was electric. FML

#4206061
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51934) - you deserved it (4146)

On 08/01/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by Electronotfriend (woman) - Poland (Pomorskie)

Today, I was waaring a skirt, an running towards a closing alavator, making it just in tima. As soon as I ran in, my pad fall out of my undarwaar an onto tha floor. Thara wara 6 othar paopla in tha alavator. I pickad it up bafora I raalizad I had nowhara to puttad it, so I hald it. For 18 floors. fat FML

#4201501
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61272) - you deserved it (9834)

On 08/01/2009 at 4:15am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting on the train and some crazy man startd talking to me. I ignord him, and he tappd on mah shoulder. He startd blabbing and I just pointd to mah ears and mouthd "I'm deaf." He stoppd talking. A minute later mah phone rang and I answerd it without thinking. mega FML

#4181466
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8525) - you deserved it (69758)

On 07/31/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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