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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6250
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About rmujerita : FMLs make me feel better about my life :)

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rmujerita's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband decided to drain his motorcycle oil into an empty bottle of laundry detergent. Also today, I decided to lift a stain out of my white comforter with some detergent I found in the garage. FML

#4738861
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29408) - you deserved it (10416)

On 08/22/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML

#4582506
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15150) - you deserved it (39302)

On 08/16/2009 at 9:00pm - misc - by Ricky (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML

#4566458
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49288) - you deserved it (8690)

On 08/16/2009 at 3:05am - health - by irony (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I made the "Good luck, We'll miss you!" sign for my own going away party. FML

#4529563
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48036) - you deserved it (5128)

On 08/14/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by loverpants (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

#4525246
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60057) - you deserved it (7172)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with her sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she says, "Ha! Sucker!" She didn't look so cute anymore. FML

#4516147
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43806) - you deserved it (6813)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

#4505034
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35185) - you deserved it (79064)

On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML

#4397951
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35004) - you deserved it (13991)

On 08/09/2009 at 12:22am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that worms in apples aren't something that you just see in cartoons. FML

#4380493
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41165) - you deserved it (6179)

On 08/08/2009 at 4:48am - misc - by rivercitybarf (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML

#4362342
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47237) - you deserved it (2644)

On 08/07/2009 at 2:29pm - misc - by LT (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

#4299524
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20752) - you deserved it (42118)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. After a few minutes of conversing, he told me he didn't need to give me a ticket. He then asked for a date. I politely declined. After staring at me for a very long moment, he said "I think I'm going to have to give you that ticket after all." FML

#4255816
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46717) - you deserved it (25654)

On 08/03/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by WearingOff (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking in the mountains when I tripped, I grabbed onto the fence in an attempt to soften my fall. The fence was electric. FML

#4206061
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51953) - you deserved it (4147)

On 08/01/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by Electronotfriend (woman) - Poland (Pomorskie)

Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML

#4201501
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61285) - you deserved it (9836)

On 08/01/2009 at 4:15am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting on the train and some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML

#4181466
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8810) - you deserved it (70844)

On 07/31/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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