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rmujerita

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 December 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6405
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About rmujerita : FMLs make me feel better about my life :)

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rmujerita's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my dad that for Halloween I'm going to be an '80s workout Barbie. He just looks at me and says, "Yeah as the 'before' picture". FML

Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML

#5913755
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48040) - you deserved it (4484)

On 10/20/2009 at 3:03pm - misc - by Twinner (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I went to my company's HR manager to ask what the procedure was to file a sexual harassment complaint since my boss exposed himself to me. His response was that the procedure is to "get over it." And he went back to reading. FML

#5875946
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44659) - you deserved it (4252)

On 10/18/2009 at 7:14am - intimacy - by dyingtinkerbell (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML

#5789992
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14072) - you deserved it (53861)

On 10/12/2009 at 1:36am - animals - by bubbles (woman) - United States

Today, a buttmunch customer brought in $7 worth of pennies I had to count and roll. As I was putting them in the deposite box at the end of my shift, I fumbled and dropped the rolls. All but one broke, spilling their contents on the floor. FML

#5732047
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33578) - you deserved it (6551)

On 10/08/2009 at 11:17pm - money - by StellaSanguina (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, a buttmunch customer brought in $7 worth of pennies I had to count and roll. As I was putting them in the deposite box at the end of my shift, I fumbled and dropped the rolls. All but one broke, spilling their contents on the floor. FML

#5732047
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33578) - you deserved it (6551)

On 10/08/2009 at 11:17pm - money - by StellaSanguina (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I fainted on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I was still lying on the sidewalk, people were stepping over me and my purse was gone. FML

#5676795
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61155) - you deserved it (3619)

On 10/06/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by blackedout (woman) - Singapore

Today, I made a tuna sandwich. It was really nice , so I looked at the label to see what brand it was. Turns out it wasn't tuna. It was fancy cat food. FML

#5636942
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13875) - you deserved it (43562)

On 10/04/2009 at 3:50am - animals - by Rizzle (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, the Fire Department found my car overturned in a ditch and on fire. It was two miles away from where I parked it about three hours ago. FML

#5635477
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39702) - you deserved it (2208)

On 10/04/2009 at 1:48am - money - by ThatTrafficCone (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML

#5230758
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49150) - you deserved it (3322)

On 09/13/2009 at 3:18pm - love - by misc (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to buy another pair of 'fat jeans', because my old 'fat jeans' became my new 'skinny jeans'. FML

#4926734
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25181) - you deserved it (57300)

On 08/30/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by FML (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML

#4905255
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50136) - you deserved it (4372)

On 08/29/2009 at 12:46pm - health - by mommy_issues (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML

#4847720
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46922) - you deserved it (8056)

On 08/26/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by nofriends (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my little brother. He was looking at me and says "so cool." I asked him what was so cool and he says "it's not that cool but, your eyebrow connects to your other eyebrow". FML

#4760219
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34474) - you deserved it (12989)

On 08/23/2009 at 3:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after my partner of two years broke up with me, I decided to have a heart to heart with my mother about it. Her advice was to clean the house. I asked how that would make me feel better. She said that she wasn't sure, but at least the house would be clean. FML

#4744238
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29582) - you deserved it (4415)

On 08/22/2009 at 8:43pm - love - by Loveless (man) - United States (West Virginia)



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