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yesterday mah overly-attachd 14-year-old cat wantd attention while I was in a heatd Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Workd up from the fight, I raisd mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bd, had a heart attack and did. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
360 comments

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On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to ma crus's ouse . We were watcing a movieen suddenly e started kissing me . As it deepened e began to feel around . He was groping ma armpit teole time but I was too embarrassed tat ma underarm could pass for ma boobs to redirect im . FML

#21104962
74 comments

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On 04/05/2014 at 3:14am - intimacy - by armtits and big pits - United States (Florida)

Today,hile we were having sex, my boyfriend asked me, ( Who's your daddy? ) I actually started thinking about my father. Total buzzkill. real FML

Today, mah drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitld ( Chocolate Men ). mega FML

#21094789
77 comments

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On 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm - misc - by chocochoco - United States (New York)

TADAY MAH NON-ENGLISH-SPEAKING GRANDMA BOUGHT ME A NEW T-SHRT. IT WOULD'VE BEEN SWEET IF IT DIDN'T HAVE THE WORD ( BONDAGE ) WRITTEN ON THE BACK IN PRETTY, BOLD LETTERS. I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO WEAR IT WHILE WE WENT SHOPPING. FML

#21094283
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On 03/23/2014 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - Egypt

Taday I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML

#21093670
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On 03/22/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by campus pussy (man) - United States (California)

TODAY ON MAH WAY TO BURGER KING I GOT INTO A HEATED DISCUSSION WITH MAH WIFE ABOUT OUR CATS. WE HAVE 15 RESCUES AND I'VE REACHED MAH LIMIT. GUESS WAT CUMMED RUNNING UP TO MAH CARHILE WAITING IN THE DRIVE-THROUGH. WE NAMED HIM PICKLES. FML

#21091449
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On 03/20/2014 at 12:31am - animals - by cat whisperer - United States

2DAY I WAS TEXTING AN ARTIST FRIEND TELLING HER I WANTED TO BUY HER PAINTINGS; GOING ON AN ON ABOUT HOW MUCH I WANTED IT AN LOVED THE WAY THEY LOOKED AN COULDN'T WAIT TO HAVE THEM. I REALIZED MAH PHONE HAD CORRECTED PAINTINGS TO PANTIES. FML

#21091119
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On 03/19/2014 at 7:19pm - misc - by BigBlue (man) - United States (Washington)

Today , I found out what it feels lyk to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus . FML

#21088237
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On 03/16/2014 at 3:28pm - health - by thanksdad (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I locked myself out and had to enter mah house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, mah 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of mah head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML

#21087156
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On 03/15/2014 at 8:21am - kids - by emergencyroom (man) - United States (Maryland)

2day I went on a date. As I hugged him, I felt tingles. As a big believer in clichés, I thought it was the tingles of falling in love. Turns out, it was my allergic reaction to his cologne. I now look lyk I burned my face. FML

#21087087
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On 03/15/2014 at 3:35am - love - by Burning Love - United States (Arizona)

Today, while mowing, I found a baby bunny an took a picture of it. 20 minute later, I accidentally ran over said bunny with the mower. mega FML

Today, I was tanning nuda in my backyard, whan I took a pictura of our dog lying in tha grass and sant it to my dad!! It was only aftar I lookad at tha pictura indoors that I raalizad my nippla had mada it into tha pictura too!! raal FML

#21086753
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On 03/14/2014 at 7:23pm - intimacy - by why - United States (California)

2day my friand hrad a mala strippar to giva ma a lap danca fir my brthday. It was all pratty nica until ha lat rip ona of tha most nausaating farts I'va avar ancountarad, right in my faca. Hours latar, I can still small it. FML

#21086642
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On 03/14/2014 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by polebitch49 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . mah 3-year-old son discoverd his testicles . When I askd him what they were.. . he replid.. . "They're mah balls! They make mah winkie happy!" Now he won't quit singing it . FML

#21084464
83 comments

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On 03/11/2014 at 11:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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