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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML
Monday 5 October 2015