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  • Town/Country : Florida, United States
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 May 1991 (22 years)
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Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML

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