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About rlope291 : I am an enlisted soldier in the US Army. I have a beautiful wife and together we have two adorable dogs. I love movies, music, books, and watching anime.

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Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML


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