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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1531
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About rkdstp1995 : I like messages. 19, musician, canadian, casual gamer, grunge enthusiast, bookworm.

Pearl jam is my favourite band
American gods is my favourite book
Green mile is my favourite movie
Sioux city sarsaparilla is my favourite drink
Steak pie is my favourite food

November 10th just makes me wish I wasn't broke.

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Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closet. It was my old Furby, with dead batteries, that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML

Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML


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On 10/29/2015 at 4:02pm - kids - by caroline (woman) - Germany

Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML


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On 10/28/2015 at 12:11am - misc - by welp - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went through an entire roll of toilet paper in just over an hour. You win this time, questionable pork souvlaki. FML


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On 10/24/2015 at 7:46pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML


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On 10/23/2015 at 12:05am - work - by Embarrassed ass. (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML


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On 10/15/2015 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by GiveADogABone - United States

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML


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On 09/26/2015 at 8:08am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I discovered that my 100-pound Rottweiler is absolutely terrified of (drumroll please) orange peels. Yup. A byproduct of my lunch will turn this hulking monolith with teeth into a whimpering puddle of pee. FML


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On 09/02/2015 at 10:30pm - animals - by pansypup - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML


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On 08/29/2015 at 12:29am - misc - by tkoester - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML


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On 08/25/2015 at 6:10am - misc - by Anon - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML


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On 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by strangely - United States (California)

Today, my son was planning on going clubbing. I disapproved, but no matter what I say he never listens, so I simply offered him some condoms so he doesn't end up knocking anyone up. He just said, "Nah, dad. Get 'em drunk enough and it's anal all the way." FML


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On 07/18/2015 at 1:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML


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On 07/11/2015 at 1:20pm - misc - by whymomwhy (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I finally finished downloading a 60GB TV series after two weeks of waiting. Every single "episode" turned out to be Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up, on constant repeat. I almost respect the prankster's effort enough to not want to gut him like a fish. Almost. FML


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On 07/10/2015 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

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