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About rkdstp1995 : Im Ryan, Im 19 and live in my own place, i play guitar and a few other instruments. Im a songwriter and hope to be able to record my music one day. Grunge 4 lyfe. Bands i listen to include Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, The Tragically Hip, Soundgarden, Collective Soul, Nirvana, Stone Temple Pilots (not Stone Temple Park. Fuck Chester.) and a whole lot more. Eddie Vedder's voice is my man crush. Netflix comforts me when skittles cant. Im a gamer, Zelda mainly because Im too broke to afford new games. I suffer from an extreme case of laugh-too-easily-syndrome but i live with it as best as i can. Message me!
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Today, while walking my dog, we came across two men having a heated argument in the street. My dog decided the perfect place to poop was right next to them. He wouldn't budge no matter what. Meanwhile, one of the men pulled a knife, and I practically shat myself. FML
Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML
Today, I gave a presentation to my college class about life with Tourette syndrome. I only got 3 minutes into it before my asswipe classmates started yelling stuff like "Shit!", "Cock!", and "Bob Saget!" I gave up and went back to my seat in tears as our bored instructor said "Next." FML
Today, my 5-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher to write a letter to each member of her family to read during the holidays. Her letter to me said, "Dear mommy, come on. You could have done better than dad." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML
Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML
Today, I'm at that age where sitting down carries a 50/50 chance of turning my balls into scrambled eggs, a fact confirmed yet again today. Third time this week. I think it's time to switch to briefs. FML
Friday 22 May 2015