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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 March 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 566
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About rjt93 : I like Sherlock,Doctor Who, SUpernatural, Movies etc.
I like Amy Schumer.

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rjt93's favorite FMLs

Today, at school, I got seated in front of the resident creepy kid that everyone stayed away from. I was pretty relieved to get through most of the class with no incidents, until the bell rang and he tore out a chunk of my hair, yelling "DNA! DNA!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (48642) - you deserved it (3999)

On 05/27/2014 at 11:58am - misc - by Laura (woman) - United States

Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML

Today, I found out what a lightweight my girlfriend is. After having a couple of drinks, she began flirting, then grabbed my ass. She felt around a bit before freaking out and asking where my penis was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51736) - you deserved it (5936)

On 02/21/2014 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML


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On 08/12/2013 at 10:30am - love - by iwearsilkgownstoeatwaffles (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML


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On 08/10/2013 at 6:48am - love - by fml (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML


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