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  • Town/Country : Livonia, MI, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 June 1991 (22 years)
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Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys... a big black rubber cock. FML

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