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rixbury
  • Town/Country : Orlando, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 September 1978 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 8656
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24334) - you deserved it (224113)

On 06/07/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22283) - you deserved it (46271)

On 06/01/2009 at 9:53pm - health - by dearme (woman) - United States (North Carolina)