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rivethead
  • Town/Country : Bristol, UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 February 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1012
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About rivethead : I'm Jen and I am engaged :). I listen to a lot of music and love reading a good book :)

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Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

#11858705 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (39353) - you deserved it (2849)

On 07/13/2010 at 8:02pm - work - by Camille (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML

#11857753 (202)

I agree, your life sucks (15218) - you deserved it (30267)

On 07/13/2010 at 7:15pm - misc - by Criminal (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML

#11852475 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (24239) - you deserved it (4713)

On 07/13/2010 at 2:28pm - work - by babygirllxo - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

#11848419 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (7747) - you deserved it (25150)

On 07/13/2010 at 9:41am - health - by E or - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759 (226)

I agree, your life sucks (30162) - you deserved it (7290)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML

#2939443 (219)

I agree, your life sucks (13560) - you deserved it (32082)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:43pm - misc - by Slash (man) - United States (New Jersey)