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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 March 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1081
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About riskakitty : I'm a huge nerd. I try to speak my mind but always seems to not get the chance. I'm terrified of people when I'm expected to be in front of them. I am in love with Oriental food of every sort. College is a freaking nightmare and I hate it. I love my Interior Design classes but nothing else. Sometimes I wish I were invisible, so no one would see my hurt.
My favorite activity is singing. It is so completely freeing. I'm thinking of going big and trying to become someone in the music industry. I have the voice.

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Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML


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On 04/13/2011 at 12:36pm - misc - by sophie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (76640) - you deserved it (5446)

On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, I failed to get my drivers licence. My father was the instructor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20914) - you deserved it (26694)

On 11/03/2010 at 1:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

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