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riseagainst1616
  • Town/Country : Briarwood, U.S.A.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 August 1992 (20 years)
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Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26110) - you deserved it (2139)

On 03/07/2010 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by woopdeedo_1 (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I spent two hours making dinner for my boyfriend's family. When I brought it over to their house they said "thanks" and didn't bother to invite me to stay to eat it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46728) - you deserved it (2860)

On 05/20/2009 at 1:36pm - misc - by dole_out_the_fml (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied "No, but shoot him anyway." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59723) - you deserved it (7497)

On 04/17/2009 at 1:02pm - misc - by Daniel_rules (man) - United States (Indiana)



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