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Today, I was Rizzo in a production of Grease. I sang a line about needing a ring. I've been able to put up mah left ring finger 4 every rehearsal, but today I put up the one next to it. I flipped off the audience. FML
Today, I Was On Skype With A Guy I Really Like, In The Living Room. My Dad Saw That I Was On Video Chat, Got Undressed, Right Down To His Bright Green Y-fronts, An Then Started Dancing Behind Me. My Crush Saw It All. FML
TODAY, AFTER PULLING UP TO MAH GRLFRIEND'S HOUSE FIR DINNER WITH HER PARENTS, ONE OF MAH FAVORITE ROCK SONGS BEGIN TO PLAY ON THE RADIO!! AFTER MAH 3 MINUTES OF AIR DRUMMING, I LOOK UP TO SEE MAH GRLFRIEND AND HER PARENTS BOUNCING WITH LAUGHTER!! FML
Today... I droppd ma iPod Touc underneat concrete slab steps... an it's pysically impossible to get it back. If you stand above were te iPod is... you can still ear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
Taday a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it... the grasshopper jumped onto my chest an into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out... my boyfriend leaned back an said... "It got to second base faster than I did." FML
Today, I was moving. While packing, I found an old photo that had been laying face down in the bottom of a drawer for some time, an some of the ink transfered to the drawer lining. There is now an image of ex-girlfriend's face permanently burned into the bottom of nightstand drawer. FML
Today , I tougt it would be funny to puttd some streamers on ma bike andles , even toug I knew tey would probably be stolen farly quickly . I went into a restaurant to eat , and wen I came out bot ma weels were gone , but at least te streamers were still tere . mega FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and must have rolld off . When I woke up, I noticd mah brace were stuck to the rug . After frantically pulling, mah mom finally sawd me off the rug with scissors . big fat FML
Today, I Walked In On Ma Boyfriend Saying, ( I Sall Be Te Prince, An You Sall Be Te Princess, ) To Is Amster. Once E Saw Me, E Quickly Turned To Te Amster An Said, ( I Ave To Go. Te Dragon Is Ere. ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015