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Today, I was Rizzo in a production of Grease. I sang a line about needing a ring. I've been able to put up mah left ring finger 4 every rehearsal, but today I put up the one next to it. I flipped off the audience. FML

#14136007
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11181) - you deserved it (21020)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Was On Skype With A Guy I Really Like, In The Living Room. My Dad Saw That I Was On Video Chat, Got Undressed, Right Down To His Bright Green Y-fronts, An Then Started Dancing Behind Me. My Crush Saw It All. FML

#13536412
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37045) - you deserved it (6806)

On 10/21/2010 at 11:20am - misc - by maddiee. (woman) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)

TODAY, AFTER PULLING UP TO MAH GRLFRIEND'S HOUSE FIR DINNER WITH HER PARENTS, ONE OF MAH FAVORITE ROCK SONGS BEGIN TO PLAY ON THE RADIO!! AFTER MAH 3 MINUTES OF AIR DRUMMING, I LOOK UP TO SEE MAH GRLFRIEND AND HER PARENTS BOUNCING WITH LAUGHTER!! FML

#13260803
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8654) - you deserved it (30367)

On 09/30/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by PhilDavisDied? - Sent from mobile version

Today... I droppd ma iPod Touc underneat concrete slab steps... an it's pysically impossible to get it back. If you stand above were te iPod is... you can still ear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML

#13132035
203 comments

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On 09/20/2010 at 7:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY MY GRLFRIAND'S DAD OFFARD MA $100 TO BRAAK UP WITH HIS DAUGHTAR. I AAGARLY RAPLID ( NO )... BUT MY GRLFRIAND GRABBD THA MONAY AN SAID... ( DAAL. ) FML

#13079046
96 comments

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On 09/16/2010 at 9:30pm - love - by ccblock (man) - United States (Florida)

Taday a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it... the grasshopper jumped onto my chest an into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out... my boyfriend leaned back an said... "It got to second base faster than I did." FML

#13045293
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27275) - you deserved it (9566)

On 09/14/2010 at 3:27am - love - by tickyette (woman) - United States

Today, I was moving. While packing, I found an old photo that had been laying face down in the bottom of a drawer for some time, an some of the ink transfered to the drawer lining. There is now an image of ex-girlfriend's face permanently burned into the bottom of nightstand drawer. FML

#12998740
135 comments

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On 09/11/2010 at 12:53am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML

#12978486
247 comments

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On 09/09/2010 at 4:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, wilst sat next to a old lady on a fligt back to te UK, I exclaimed ow I wised somebody would gag te crying baby a few rows biend us. Her reply was, "Tat's ma grandson." big fat FML

#12973891
212 comments

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On 09/09/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by myles bevan - United Kingdom

Today , I awkwardly had to comfort my 32 year old friend when he broke down crying in the middle of a crowded McDonald's. Apparently they no longer serve barbecue bacon cheeseburgers. FML

#12973332
215 comments

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On 09/09/2010 at 3:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was rubbing mah lips against mah boyfriend's lipshen I said ( Your mustache tickles ) in a sexy tone. His response was ( So does yours. ) FML

#12161985
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23015) - you deserved it (29266)

On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today , I tougt it would be funny to puttd some streamers on ma bike andles , even toug I knew tey would probably be stolen farly quickly . I went into a restaurant to eat , and wen I came out bot ma weels were gone , but at least te streamers were still tere . mega FML

#11694056
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27105) - you deserved it (8457)

On 07/06/2010 at 5:16am - misc - by SOMAgirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah computer was hit by something bigger than a vrus: looool a car. FML

#11264339
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33230) - you deserved it (4414)

On 06/17/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by katiebabby - United States (Texas)



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