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  • Town/Country : Hell, Yeah
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  • Birth Date : Friday 10 October 1997 (16 years)
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Today, a thirty-something guy swaggered into my workplace. He was wearing shutter shades and torn jeans, and claimed to be our new boss. I called security to throw him out, at which point he produced his ID and let me know I'd be attending an employee review session next week. FML

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