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ripjohnlennon
  • Town/Country : Weed city, Marijuana
  • Title : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 340
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ripjohnlennon : I\'m a huge pot head. I love it, couldn\'t live without it. I don\'t drink, I\'ll smoke the occasional cigarette, I\'m 14 I live life to it\'s fullest. My lowest grade is a 24 xD and my highest is like a 74 haha. I\'m a freshman and I love life.

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Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the ceiling using a broom stick, and held it up there. He told me to hold it and left. Taking my hands off the broomstick would cause the bowl to fall on my expensive new suit. Eventually, it did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18650) - you deserved it (8137)

On 11/15/2010 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, we went up for visitor's day for my son's Jewish summer camp. We don't keep kosher, but most of his fellow campers do. When we went around in the circle saying our favorite foods, he said, "my mom makes the best pork chops." We got dirty looks for the rest of the day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30764) - you deserved it (9020)

On 07/16/2009 at 11:02am - kids - by porkeater (man) - United States (Illinois)



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