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riotshields
  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 August 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 469
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I went to visit my parents. Dad went on a religious tirade, and Mum got sick of him and pelted a Brazil nut at his head. Dad then lost his shit, and told Mum to go to her room and pray. I now remember why I moved out of home in the first place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27181) - you deserved it (2310)

On 09/13/2009 at 8:42am - misc - by Sigh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30676) - you deserved it (3689)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)



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