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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 January 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 10702
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About rinneiscool : corinnebrittany is my name, freshiee at FHS. i'm pretty chill, and have an obsession with FML
twitter : https://twitter.com/corinnebrittany

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Today, it's my wedding day. It was meant to be perfect. The bouquet, along with a high pollen count, set my hay fever off. I walked down the aisle in front of 200 people with streaming eyes and a runny nose; I then had a sneezing fit during my vows and blew a large snot bubble. Real attractive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62126) - you deserved it (7081)

On 05/03/2009 at 6:16pm - health - by Cherub (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, an ant bit my penis. That was the first 'mouth' to ever touch it. FML

#1382761
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89259) - you deserved it (21490)

On 04/27/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by hjgjh - United States (California)

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

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On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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