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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 September 1997 (18 years)
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About rileytingman : Riley Tingman
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Im 15 from seattle and ima chick haha
I love to dirtbike and mountain bike and snowboard
I love my boyfriend

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Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML


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On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, at work, my buddy pulled up in his car. I handed him $40, and he handed me a bag. It must have looked like a drug deal, but he was actually just smuggling in the new Pokémon game for me. I'm 22, and a drug deal would probably have been less embarrassing to explain. FML


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On 10/09/2012 at 12:03pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML


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On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML


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On 06/05/2009 at 1:25am - kids - by KPKallery (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML


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On 05/10/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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