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Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32123) - you deserved it (1944)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:50pm - animals - by ughno - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

#6439149 (409)

I agree, your life sucks (57262) - you deserved it (8511)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML

#6134962 (215)

I agree, your life sucks (35881) - you deserved it (3027)

On 11/03/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by doglover (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML

#6060291 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (31057) - you deserved it (1525)

On 10/29/2009 at 7:44pm - love - by Allie (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a man came up to me asking for my name. Thinking he was trying to hit on me, I rudely gave him a fake name. He thanked me and walked away. I continued to watch him leaving until I saw him ask another woman for her name and took out a wallet and showed it to her. It was my lost wallet. FML

#6019106 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (4590) - you deserved it (38902)

On 10/27/2009 at 1:44am - misc - by SummerTime98 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Today, I was reading in my bed, and my cat was lying on my chest. I noticed something white on my cat's leg. I'm far-sighted and wasn't wearing my glasses, so I didn't see what it was. I touched it and put on my glasses. Turns out it was a worm hanging out of my cat's anus. It started wiggling. FML

#6006091 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (29723) - you deserved it (3765)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:42pm - animals - by K.H (man) - Sweden (Dalarnas Lan)

Today, I was at a store and came across a Halloween candy isle. I got so excited that I began talking to the candy, in a fake British accent. FML

#5873814 (38)

I agree, your life sucks (5627) - you deserved it (29340)

On 10/18/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by mojozk (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

#5167647 (219)

I agree, your life sucks (39219) - you deserved it (1376)

On 09/10/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride:1 - Getting Laid:0. FML

#4673205 (319)

I agree, your life sucks (6280) - you deserved it (66734)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:45am - love - by razgriz1 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

#2525381 (160)

I agree, your life sucks (35236) - you deserved it (2518)

On 06/02/2009 at 3:55am - misc - by sierraisfucked (woman) - United States