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rieebee

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  • Town/Country : Molde, Norway
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 September 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 481
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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rieebee's favorite FMLs

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31973) - you deserved it (7012)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML

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80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27316) - you deserved it (39202)

On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to the sound of my newborn screaming. I frantically hopped out of bed and stumbled into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of my five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfeed her understandably frustrated little brother. FML

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56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64910) - you deserved it (5971)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, I found out why my cat hasn't been coming home for regular meals. Apparently, my elderly next door neighbour has forgotten that her cat is dead and puts food out for it every morning. My cat is exploiting her by impersonating her dead cat to get better food. My cat is an asshole. FML

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237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29054) - you deserved it (4846)

On 10/10/2012 at 4:43am - animals - by assholecat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39398) - you deserved it (3463)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML

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147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45616) - you deserved it (4305)

On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML

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109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18396) - you deserved it (43584)

On 05/25/2009 at 9:25pm - love - by Droolgirl (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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