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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 154
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was excited to receive a rejection letter, because this was the first company to even acknowledge that I sent them a resume. FML

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60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40105) - you deserved it (2739)

On 08/22/2014 at 9:14am - work - by Beeky (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

#21241836
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45747) - you deserved it (7612)

On 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

#17177469
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27662) - you deserved it (8485)

On 07/19/2011 at 1:45pm - animals - by craphanded - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

#16814483
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42610) - you deserved it (3699)

On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

#15426482
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47750) - you deserved it (27082)

On 03/22/2011 at 1:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML

#5620277
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12241) - you deserved it (35219)

On 10/03/2009 at 11:38am - misc - by Adalia (woman) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)

Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML

#234
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27307) - you deserved it (8537)

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