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riddle143

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riddle143

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 479
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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riddle143's favorite FMLs

Today, after 4 years of nicely asking, I wrote an official memo to our logistics department, asking for new chairs for my subordinates. The logistics people came and concluded that there are more broken chairs than good ones, but suggested that perhaps we should all go on a diet. FML

#21372747
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27323) - you deserved it (2869)

On 03/11/2015 at 8:36pm - work - by Matei - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I was excited to receive a rejection letter, because this was the first company to even acknowledge that I sent them a resume. FML

#21243040
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43370) - you deserved it (3124)

On 08/22/2014 at 9:14am - work - by Beeky (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

#21241836
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53182) - you deserved it (9550)

On 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

#17177469
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31184) - you deserved it (8943)

On 07/19/2011 at 1:45pm - animals - by craphanded - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

#16814483
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45988) - you deserved it (3985)

On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

#15426482
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51730) - you deserved it (28805)

On 03/22/2011 at 1:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML

#5620277
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13856) - you deserved it (37805)

On 10/03/2009 at 11:38am - misc - by Adalia (woman) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)

Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML

#234
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31127) - you deserved it (9071)

On 11/06/2008 at 8:39am - health - by little tooth - Sent from mobile version



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