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rid3snow4life
  • Town/Country : Apple Valley, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 October 1991 (22 years)
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About rid3snow4life : like to ride dirtbikes, wakeboard and snowboard and chill
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Today, I was getting ready to get in the shower. Completely naked, I pulled the curtain away and there was a huge spider on the wall in the shower. I screamed and my husband, disoriented from sleeping, came running in and knocked me over. I killed the spider with my forehead and broke my nose. FML

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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