Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

rich443

Offline (yesterday at 1:04am) | Search for a member

rich443

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 May 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 493
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About rich443 : My biggest dream on FML is to have no-one read my profile. Now a special message to those that read this fuck you killer of dreams.

rich443's page activity

Visits<b>tannere</b> - 8 hours ago<b>Jazmine1423</b> - 19 hours ago<b>melons</b> - yesterday at 7:10pm<b>Vahex</b> - yesterday at 2:19pm<b>gAt_d</b> - yesterday at 10:52am<b>krissie1026</b> - yesterday at 6:48am<b>kricketkrista</b> - the 08/26/2014 at 12:35am<b>msmedistyle</b> - the 08/26/2014 at 12:30am<b>amberr21</b> - the 08/26/2014 at 12:28am<b>japodoz</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 11:58pm<b>crazydanilo</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 2:19pm<b>smilyface3364</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 6:49pm<b>Soviet_American</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 1:04pm<b>illegalbeagle69</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 1:27pm<b>papashaan</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 9:16pm<b>neonvortex</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 12:51am<b>cherrio27</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 6:17pm<b>princessalice69</b> - the 07/06/2014 at 10:48pm

rich443's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

See all of rich443's badges

rich443's favorite FMLs

Today, I texted everyone in my phone to remind them mother's day is tomorrow. Everyone including the boy whose mom died last year. FML

#1783104
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17221) - you deserved it (74749)

On 05/09/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML

#963044
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43372) - you deserved it (28816)

On 04/14/2009 at 12:44am - love - by dramaqueen (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. In his front room was a giant parrot. Hoping to impress them, I went over to the bird and began talking to it proving I wasn't scared. Out of nowhere, it's beak clenched onto my nose making it gush blood on the carpet. I was hospitalized. FML

#454917
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53450) - you deserved it (17434)

On 03/18/2009 at 10:57pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I overheard my parents having sex. Trying to be the reasonable person I was, I dismissed it, realizing that sex is just normal. I quickly walked past their room when my cat ran past me into their room, cracking open the door. Now my parents think I was peeping and need therapy. FML

#228831
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71371) - you deserved it (4696)

On 03/06/2009 at 7:41pm - intimacy - by Kathrynn (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML

#227802
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19676) - you deserved it (47059)

On 03/06/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by jacks_smirking_revenge (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom had my girlfriend and I over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

#172507
475 comments

I agree, your life sucks (110820) - you deserved it (261740)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:58pm - love - by MrCanoe (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

#99894
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49074) - you deserved it (5177)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my fiancée "thought I should know" that she has a $125,000 student loan debt. FML

#4321
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33059) - you deserved it (4081)

On 01/31/2009 at 7:15pm - money - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19368) - you deserved it (6985)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex. Apparently, my mother likes anal, oral, and my dad's cock is bent. Nauseous. FML

#386
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37876) - you deserved it (8912)

On 11/25/2008 at 3:54am - intimacy - by mael - Sent from mobile version



FML's blog

  • AD_e's Illustrated FML
  • Hi gang ! It's Friday once more and time for us to go on a magical mystery tour around the brain of yet another illustrator. This week, things have happened around the world that were so depressing, I don't…

Monday 18 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: